If Google Was A Guy (Part 4)

If Google Was A Guy (Part 4)

November 4, 2019 19 By Peter Engel


– Hi. Just gotta send an email and
then I’ll be right with you. Okay? Oh, you again. – Is hula hoop a sport? – Uh, I don’t thi– – Can owls walk? – Can owls walk? – Is Dilbert Jewish? – Recipe using only crackers. – Facebook. – (sigh) Lazy. – Directions to downtown. – Well it’s gonna be 35
minutes unless you use Waze. – Get off the highway! Now, now, now! – Selena Gomez–
– [Google] Gomez feet. – Taylor Swift–
– [Google] Swift feet. – Katy Perry–
– [Google] Perry feet. – What is wrong with people? – What happens if plant sesame seed? – Oriental rug, politically correct? – How to become astronaut. – Bad news. – Hmm. How to work for NASA? – Sorry. – Planetarium jobs? – Nope. – Planetarium volunteers? – Uh uh. – Help wanted, laser tag. – Now we’re talking. – Dad from The Nanny dead. – Now cut across four lanes of traffic! – Mayonnaise as butter substitute. (gags) – Facebook. – You know, you can just… – Google Wave, what happened? – We killed it. – Google Glass, what happened? – We killed it. – Google Car. – Oh, oh, oh, whoa, now, now, this is gonna be amazing actually. – Okay to drink expired milk? – No! – What happens if drank expired milk? – Oh my god, why did you
ask me in the first place? – Paul Walker car crash. – Really sad. – Pics. – Red light cameras everywhere. – You’re freaking him out. – Racist if only like California rolls? – Age of consent, California. – Facebook. – It is right there! You could just… Stupid. Well, that is it for the day. (double clap) (yelling, panic, and sirens) – Dad from The Nanny. – Dead? – Seriously? – Thanks for watching,
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