Moe’s Photoshop Show – Love Hotel adventure!?

Moe’s Photoshop Show – Love Hotel adventure!?

September 11, 2019 100 By Peter Engel


Welcome aboard the Moe Train, Masters Guys Fuckers I don’t have an official intro I’m that unprofessional It’s fine (x1) But, today, we’re gonna Photoshop some random pictures and then we’re gonna tweet it to Subway lol lol lol lol lol Hopefully they’ll promote me but I really fricking doubt it We’re going to do a picture with Kanna, the Amazing Loli Dragon Technically, she’s like what? over three hundred years old? So maybe she’s not really a loli We’re not going to get into a debate with that We’re gonna put in a Subway sandwich For uh subliminal messages Gotta remove the white background there Gotta put it in directly here Actually, this might be way too big for her lol No, I I I’m sure it’s fine (x2) OK Now we gotta remove that butterfly That’s pretty good enough We’ll put this We’re gonna do a mask And now we have to select her hand And then we just gotta delete it That kinda looks bad, but lol lol lol It’s fine (x3) Now we need some mayonnaise Mai-yo-naise? How the heck do you pronounce that? I don’t think I ever figured it out Look, we’re going mayonnaise shopping OK? I want Ooh Oh, yeah Mayonnaise splash! Here Oh, it didn’t even save the background OK We’ll just have to do this the hard way It’s fine (x4) Life is hard anyway Like, what else is new? We’ll just remove all this crap Remove the “Yellow Images 360” lol lol lol lol Please don’t sue me Maybe you should like ahh oh like put it on her face I think that’s fine (x5) Kinda like this Maybe Hm Hmhm Hmhmhm… We’ll like select the sandwich Select i it This should be good enough There ya go Oh, god This looks really bad lol lol Color this white Well, maybe it should be completely No We’ll We’ll leave some texture in, you guys lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Oh, god What am I doing? I can hear the FBI, guys lol lol lol It’s fine (x6) Look, it’s fine (x7) I’m sure they approve Maybe we should give it some opacity Nah, we want it Le Let’s give it some outer glow, you guys Aw, gee whiz My mom would be proud of what I’m doing Maybe some drop shadow? Nah, the drop shadow’s looks stupid lol lol lol lol lol lol lol This is stupid lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Here you can make it blood She bit this too hard into it lol lol OK You know what? Let’s remove the background I’m gonna duplicate this layer so I don’t like you know fuck it up Correct this OK That’s good enough Might as well save this so I don’t lose it Call it umm “My Sinful Masterpiece” Now back to PNG shopping All right Now we need a bedroom background Technically, the best place to look for bedrooms and, like, images is Pixabay ’cause of the copyright issues but we’ll just do this the cheap way for now OK? I’m sorry Let’s see What is a Oh, this one looks pretty nice Hmm Wait Wait wait I know I know I know Japan Oh, crap No Japan love hotel (」゜ロ゜)」 Oh, look lol lol lol lol lol lol Shit lol lol lol lol lol Oh, what the heck is this? That is really fricking fancy Whoa! No! No Delete Oh, it’s just a person But, no, we can’t show that Censor the crap out of it It’s fine (x8) Maybe we should have a ramen background? lol lol lol Why in the heck is there a car here? How the heck did you get a car in there? It’s fine (x9) It’s fine (x10) Whoa lol lol lol lol lol I’m sorry This is actually really interesting I feel pretty bad for Hello Kitty, though Oh, this is really pretty You even have a school setting with only Oh, I see You’re gonna get some tutoring done Maybe some extra credit 2 2 Sweet 2 Sweet Ass! Oh, gee whiz Actually, no The Hello Kitty Love Hotel Yes lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol I don’t even know who that person is You can do it in the restroom That’s a bit too much for me, in my opinion You can have some cosplay Er, what the frick lol lol lol lol Let’s just do it with this lol lol lol lol lol All right Now that we have that set up We’re gonna make it a background Maybe give it some light blur Let’s flip the image, so Hello Kitty is on the left side There ya go lol lol lol lol It has to be the main feature, OK? There That’s way better You know what? I think we should add some bokeh as well Bokeh PNG Hmm That looks pretty good Pngtree is a pretty good site, actually I really like the site Put the bokeh on it We’ll put it behind Dragon Loli Kanna Oh I see a bit of thing there But that’s actually probably my fault There ya go Screen the bokeh Bouquet? Bukkake? I dunno There you go lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol It looks really colorful That’s for fricking sure You know, I think we should have some light blur Let’s see How much do I want to blur this? I still want to notice Hello Kitty right there lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Yeah, this is good enough We’ll move her a bit to the right Don’t forget the mayo That’s important We’re gonna look for a umm video recorder overlay This one’s pretty good Oh, god lol lol lol lol It’s really fricking lewd That’s what it is Oh, man Mom, are you proud of me? I hope you are Maybe we should add some comic lines You know Give it that big pop Comic book lines overlay or PNG, it doesn’t really matter This one’s pretty good It’s from YouTube Oh No Don’t want to play that Don’t want copyright lol lol lol Yeah, that looks good you guys We’ll We’ll, like, focus on her face Or, technically, the uh the Subway sandwich There And then, for the finishing touch Aw, man, we’re gonna give that exposure Aw, man, that’s hot lol lol lol lol lol lol Maybe make it blurry? Ah, that makes it kind of dream-like you know? This is all a dream A very lewd dream mind you Give it that vibrance Why the heck is that thing there!? I thought I fixed it! Maybe we should give it some outer glow What do you guys think? You know let’s give Kanna some stroke Don’t stroke her though That’s uhh that’s against… Well I mean, technically, she’s legal lol lol lol lol lol lol Look, we’re not getting into that debate, OK? Don’t Don’t pull me in there lol lol lol Give it some outer glow Aw, man Gee whiz OK Now we can look at the uhh camera filter Expose it! Kanna Exposed Maybe I should put my uh signature on it We got my “Moe” here I’ll just put it here at the uhh Well, technically, I should put my my Twitter thing my Twitter handle We’ll put @vtuber_moe with a question mark For For some reason, it doesn’t like special characters I don’t know why Well, it’s fine (x11) We’ll just do the special characters on our own All right Ahh Ta-dah! It’s poi-fect lol lol lol lol What the fuck did I create? Oh, my god I’m going to jail Well Lemme save it Call it “Kanna” And then we’re gonna upload it on Twitter I hope I don’t go to jail for this I mean, I shouldn’t go to jail, you know It’s fine (x12) Here There ya go It looks poi-fect It looks really dumb lol lol lol lol lol lol Oh, no! I messed up! Oh, no Her hand I just realized I thought I fixed that What the heck, you guys? Look, my OCD is just really bad, OK? There! That looks much better Her hand is kind of off-color but you know what? Eh It’s fine (x13) It’s It’s dai It’s daijou It’s daijoubu It’s daijoubu (x14?) OK Here we’ll uhh tweet it at them lol lol That’s so lame lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Feel free to sponsor me Love your sandwiches * heart * lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Gonna get banned from them There Here, I spelled “sandwiches” wrong for some reason lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Oh, my god, I’m gonna get banned Well, you know what? We’ll even tweet @ them There lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Oh, my god That is really pretty, though, I have to admit I like the vibrance OK And then we’ll tweet it There ya go lol lol lol lol lol lol This is horrible Oh, my god I’m going to jail lol lol lol Look! It’s there! My masterpiece! Ta-dah! Voilà! Yo! All right Well, that is it for my Photoshop skillz Hopefully, you enjoyed it Hopefully, I won’t go to jail I really hope I don’t go to jail lol lol lol lol lol lol lol But, anyway Leave a like subscribe look at the Patreon, or just donate as a one-time thing and I’ll see you guys later Buh-bye!