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do the vanishing act!” “Do the vanishing act!” “Everybody,
do the vanishing act!” “We don’t have any worry.” “We are like wisp of breeze.” “Some gave us advice.
Some deceit.” “It’s not easy to get hold of us.” “We are proud of our style.” “Saying farewell we vanished.” “Saying farewell we vanished.” “We..” “We..” “Do the vanishing act!” “One time! Two time!” “Do the vanishing act!” “What’s in one time? Come on!” “We wanted to mend
the broken heart.” “This was all the matter of love.” “We had the role of a hero.” “But it was a difficult role.” “Those who can’t connect
to their love.” “We are proud of our style.” “Saying farewell we vanished.” “Saying farewell we vanished.” “Do it.” “Do it.” “Do it.” “Don’t go breaking the promise.” “I’ll give you half of my heart.” “Like your heart
you’ve half brain too.” “You are a liar!” “If you find the voice
of my heart untrue.” “We are proud of our style.” “Saying farewell we vanished.” “Saying farewell we vanished.” “We don’t have any worry.” “We are like wisp of breeze.” “Some gave us advice.
Some deceit.” “It’s not easy to get hold of us.” “We are proud of our style.” “Saying farewell..” “Come on!” “Saying farewell we vanished.” “Saying farewell..” “Saying farewell we vanished.” “Saying farewell we vanished.” “What vanishing act is this!” “Do the vanishing act!” “One time! Two time!” “Do the vanishing act!” Darling, you are looking so hot! You are looking so sexy!
-I know! You know, today is
Ms. Maharashtra competition. And I feel the real competition
is between us both! What do you say?
-Let the judges decide. Sweetie!
-What? You are forgetting something!
-Oh! Imbalance! Let’s go! Hello! Greetings! Hi! Greetings!
Ladies and Gentlemen! I welcome you all.. ..to Ms. Maharashtra look
of the year competition. It’s going to be fun today!
-Pappu, wow! Wow! Munnu, so many girls! Cute. Such cute.. Stop! Where do you want to go? Delhi, how much will you take?
-Stupid man! We want to go to the changing
room! I am Ms. Ghatkopar! Hey! How can you be
Ms. Ghatkopar? -Why? I am Ms. Ghatkopar! When did I say that
I am Ms. Ghatkopar? Just now you said it!
I didn’t say Ghatkopar! I said above the ravine! Khandala ravine! Khandala
ravine! Wadala is above it! I am Ms. Wadala! Move!
-And you? If she is above the ravine then
I am below the ravine. She is Ms. Wadala!
I am Ms. Chotala! Move! Move! Move! Ladies and Gentlemen! Our chief guest is business
tycoon Mr. Harvan. A big round of applause for him. Hi beautiful.
-Hi! You’re so hot! Wow! How are you?
Let’s be friends! Come on!
-Girls, its time for the show! Come on! Hurry up! Come on! Lovely.
-O God! Leave me! Come on! Come on! What sexy girls! Baby, come on! Move! Idiots!
-Come on, baby! Hi! Hi! Daddy.. Come on! Come on! What are you doing here?
Go on the stage! Go! Hurry up! Go!
-O my God! Oh God!
Now what should we do? He is watching us. “I’ve come here to entice you.” Hi!
-“People call me Hawa Hawai.” Munnu. Bye. Oh! I am Ms. Nagpur! There the oranges
are very famous! A fresh sample just for you! Yeah!
-Have fresh juice! Okay! Today you both crossed
your limit! As girls you both were
misbehaving with girls! Aren’t you both ashamed? In the beginning
we felt ashamed, papa. Then we thought,
now we have grown up. How long will we feel
shy like kids? You should understand.
-Right! Brother, what are you doing? You’re beating grown up children!
-You don’t interfere! Today because of them
I was embarrassed in public. Yes, aunt. He is right. Papa, beat him. Beat him more. Do you know what he calls
your love? Ravan! What!
-Are sons like this? ..If elder brother does this..
-I am the elder brother? Papa, he is two hours elder to me.
Still he is elder! Right? How dare you! You play a charade in front
of your father! I know you both very well! This is the outcome of my love! From today no love and luxuries! Love? What love? Aunt, has he ever lovingly
blessed his sons? Tell me! No! He always pulled our hair! If today my mother
had been alive.. Then she would have died
seeing your behavior! Dilip Kumar! Now see what I do! Sandhya, listen! From today onwards sack
all the servants. -Yes! What? You will do all
the household chores? This is injustice, daddy!
-No, my son! I won’t do anything!
-So aunt? What! -How will aunt alone do
all the household chores? Aunt too won’t do anything! He! -He!
-He! And he! You both will do
all the chores! From today the gardener,
cook, security, maid.. ..they will do all their tasks!
-Come on! There is so much work!
-Do work! Do work! Dad!
-I said do work! Get out! Out! Calm down, brother!
Calm down! Listen to me!
Get both of them married! They will reform on their own!
-You are right! I will call the priest
and tell him to find. Two good, cultured,
beautiful girls! Greetings!
-Greetings! God bless you, dear! Brother, if you don’t mind.. ..we’d like to talk to our future
daughters-in-law privately. Privately?
-Don’t worry, brother. We know how to handle children.
-You are right. But..
-What do you say? Dear, I am nearby.
-Liked them? I am nearby. I will just come. Come, dear. Sit. Come.
-You get up. Sit, dear. Dear, what have you learned
besides studies? Sewing.
-I see! Sewing! When we will enter the house,
first we will stitch your lips! You talk too much! And dusting too. We’ll thrash your sons everyday
and hang them on the window. Mummy!
-No, son. They are just joking. No, uncle. We are very serious. You people have come to see us, right?
-Yes, dear. You have come to see.. ..whether we are worthy
of your sons or not! No, dear. That is not true. Why? Isn’t it true? Look, you weigh grocery
items before buying. And you check the meat before
buying it from the butcher. Fine? So you people
too look at us! We want to show you
what we are! Hi! Now we will show you the trick! Abracadabra! Mummy! This is the 50th alliance
which you both got rid of! Dad, you should be happy. Today your children have
achieved half century, daddy. What should I do? Celebrate! If you both continued doing this.. ..then I will never be able
to get you married. And papa, if you brought
such alliances.. ..then we will not get married.. ..but we will surely
murder somebody! Murder?
-Our dear papa! This is not the age
to get married. This is the age to enjoy!
Bye! Love you! -Bye! O my God! What do I do? Gardener! O gardener! I am on a holiday!
And I can’t hear too! You are on a holiday!
And you can’t hear too! Now watch what I do! Hey, don’t do that.
-Take that! Greetings, kids.
Is Mr. Harvan Singh inside? Yes! Why? I have to show him girls.
-Girls! What kind of girls?
-Of all kinds! Short, slim, fat, tall! Every man has his own choice! You never know
which one you might like. I know all kinds of girls! Being a priest you do such things!
You should be ashamed! They should feel ashamed who
make the priest do such things. And that too in this age. In this age only a man searches
for his son’s bride! -Control! He too has two sons. Parmeet and Manjeet! For them! Oh! So this is the case priest! Tell me something. Did you ever
see Parmeet and Manjeet? No. Priest, can you see
without the specs? I am blind without the specs.
-Great! Come, we will take you to sir.
-Sir! Sir, greetings! Sir! What is going on?
Stop it! Stop it! What’s going on?
-Sir! O my God! O my God! Sorry! Sorry, priest! Sir, where are you?
-I am here! I am here, priest! Girls are really beautiful.
Right, Sandhya? -Yes. What do you think?
-Brother, they are really pretty. If you like them then shall
I talk to Mr. Bipin Patel? Bipin Patel? Bipin Patel who? The one from Baroda
who has a sari factory? Yes!
-He is my childhood friend! Hi, uncle!
-Hello, uncle! Hello! Hello! Dad, will you please go out? We want to talk
to uncle privately. No! Whatever you want to say,
say it in front of me! Bipu, its okay! I too want to talk to your
daughters privately. Harbu, you don’t know. I know everything. Leave.
Leave. Leave. So what were you both saying? You see,
there are certain things.. ..which you can’t say
in front of papa. Uncle, we want to tell you
everything now only. After all you too must
be respected in the city. Yes.. what do you mean? Your sons smoke?
-No! Never in front of me! We have two packets everyday! What to do? We can’t give
up this habit! And what do you have to say
about liquor? It’s not a good habit.
-We have this bad habit too! Uncle, what to do?
We can’t sleep sober! Is that so?
-Yes! Anything else? What else! Yes! For us Saturday night becomes
Sunday in disco itself. Will you come with
us someday? Tell me something. Cocaine, heroine,
marijuana, opium. Do you consume these things too?
-No ways.. No, if you do drugs
then I have decided. You both will marry my sons. Liked it? Julie. O no!
-O yes! “Vanishing act! Act! Act! Act!” Where are you going? We don’t want to stay
in this house! Without our consent you are
forcing us to get married! Yes! Today if my mother
had been alive.. Don’t drag my wife in this
matter again and again! I’m warning you! If you people
want to go, then go! But leave her alone!
-What kind of a father are you? Young sons are leaving
the house. -Yes. And he doesn’t care. Who said that I don’t care?
I am really worried. -Papa! This.. I am worried
for the luggage! This is my earning!
This is my luggage! Daddy, from it two jeans
and three t-shirts.. ..are from our earnings!
-Is that so? Congratulations!
When did you people earn? The day you left your wallet
on the table and went to sleep. Remember! Remember!
-Shameless! You call stolen money,
your earning? Now it’s better
if you people leave! Before that, remove the clothes!
Remove the clothes! Not mine! Yours! Remove! Remove the clothes!
All this is my earning! Out! -Daddy, you are not
doing the right thing! I’m doing the right thing!
Remove your jeans too! -Dad.. Last week I watched a movie. When two naughty boys
open their eyes.. ..then their papa hugs them
and forgive them. You too must have watched it. I too watched a film last week. When two naughty boys
cross their limit.. ..then their papa shoot at them. Then shoot!
You can kill us if you want. But don’t separate us
from yourself, papa. Papa, we are ready to marry
any girl you say. You bring the horse.
We will be ready. And you make us sit
on the horse. Now you people understood.. ..how difficult it is to live
without money! And it’s even more difficult
to live without the pant! Hurry up! Start the car! Hurry up! What are you doing?
Start the car! Otherwise papa will come!
-What do I do? Shift the gear!
-The car is already in gear! O God! Come on! Where are you both running? Priest! -Priest!
-What are you doing? Sir! -Let go of the car!
What are you doing? Mr. Patel!
-Priest, please let go of the car! No! I won’t leave it! Priest! Priest! You too! Come here!
-Where? Priest, why are you creating
a commotion? With great difficulty
I have fixed your alliance! And you both are leaving
your house! -No, no, no! You are mistaken! We were going for shopping.
-My specs! We will shop for you too! Bye! My specs! Sir! Sir! Hey!
-Priest, you and here? What happened?
-Both your daughters ran away! How? Where did they go?
Why did they go? What do I know?
Go and nab them! Pappu!
-Yes! When papa will find out.. ..that we ran away from
home with 5 lakhs.. ..then what will he think? He will think.. ..instead of 5 lakhs why didn’t
I keep 500 rupees in the safe? Poor priest! But Pappu,
what will we do with 5 lakhs? We will have loads of fun.
Loads of fun! Fun with cash! Pappu, babes! Wow! We don’t have money
to even buy peanuts. Don’t worry, my friend.
I am there. Look, today I went to Goddess
Laxmi’s temple. -Is that so? She will surely do something
for her children. Look!
-What? Goddess? No! Goddess Laxmi! Sir, I don’t have change! Keep the change! Hail Goddess Laxmi! Excuse me, sir! Excuse me!
Sir, we are the guides! Give us a chance
to serve you, sir. Sir, give us a chance to
satisfy our customer. What do you mean? Sir, we can show you all the
small and big things in Mumbai. Sir, we are famous guides.
-Is that so? You both are guides? Yes!
-Yes! We too are guides! Find another customer.
Come on! Come on! But.. Billa, I think they
are our destination. Destination?
-Yes. Come on! Let’s follow them! You remember that day? We had
so much fun! -Yes, of course! Pappu! Pappu!
-They were the girls in the car! Let’s entice them!
-Okay! Excuse me! This Taj Mahal
is so beautiful, isn’t it? It’s not Taj Mahal.
It’s Gateway of India. I’m talking about this Taj Mahal. Excuse me! -Will you come
with us for an outing? What?
-He never says the whole thing. Actually what he means is..
we are guides. Guide! -Is that so?
You don’t look like a guide! By clothes you both look like
runaways who want to be heroes. Pappu, how did they find out? Thank the girls.
They think we are heroes. Hang on. Just by your clothes! Your face is that of a villain! Madam, you can’t insult
my brother like this! Excuse me! We are talking
about you both! Let me talk! So Ms. Rita, Ms. Gita! Hey! Our name is not
Rita or Gita! Mili and Julie! Mili and Julie! Wow!
Lovely names! So Ms. Mili, Ms. Julie! You see, we work as guides
on part time basis. And we are struggling
to be actors. We can take you for
a tour now if you want. No, thanks. We don’t want to come.
-How so? We have taken
many people for a tour! We will take you both
for a tour too. Don’t try to act too smart! Hang on!
-Madam, forgive him! Yes!
-He is hungry! Yes!
-Let’s talk! So you need help! We can buy Indian burger
for you guys. Madam, we are hungry.
But we are not beggars. Come on, Pappu! These
heartless girls won’t know.. ..what hunger means! Come on, Pappu! Come! Julie, poor guys really seem
to be in a problem. But they are acting smart.
-We too are not less! Excuse me!
-They are calling us! Fine! How much will you take?
-What! You are quoting a price
of our feelings! What rubbish! Just now you
were saying you are hungry! You want money!
-Don’t overact! Actually he means to say that
you can give whatever you want. But we give you the guarantee.
Once you go with us.. ..then you will remember
us all your lives! Shall we go?
-Okay! Come on! Let’s go!
I am sorry! Here! Yes!
-Le! Let’s go! You guys are looking
really good! -Shut up! Where have you brought us? Stupid! Can’t you see?
It’s a rocking disco! Excuse me!
We know everything! Okay! We are staying in this hotel. Wow! You too are staying
in this hotel! What do you mean? It’s his habit not to say
the whole thing. You see, we are guides. We
visit this place frequently. -I see! Whatever!
-Excuse me, madam! -Yes! Excuse me, sir!
You are our guests. Can I know your room number? 312! Sir, yours?
-415! Liars! Cheaters! Let’s go! Where are you going?
Forget about it! Let’s have fun! Let’s dance!
-Yeah! With you guys?
-No way! Hey! Listen!
-Listen! 312! Bille! “Who has seen the future,
beloved?” “Live the present moment
to the fullest.” “Sing and dance to
your heart’s content.” “Nobody should stop you.” “Brace your heart.” “Fall in love.” “Don’t skirt eyes and go.” “Come in my arms with a smile.” “This anger is not good.” “Your lover might feel bad.” “Brace your heart.” “Fall in love.” “Hey, I know your story.” “It’s all a lie.” “Why should I believe in you?” “Go! Don’t stop my path!” “I have nothing to do with liars.” “Who has seen the future,
beloved?” “Live the present moment
to the fullest.” “Sing and dance to
your heart’s content.” “Nobody should stop you.” Where did it all go?
-Where is it? Clothes, money,
everything is gone. Everything is gone! Now who will pay the hotel bill? What are you doing?
-I am calling the police! Are you mad? Papa will find out!
There will be a problem! Then what will we do?
All our things have been robbed! We have lost our money! Now
where will we go? -I don’t know! You hold my hand! I can’t see. You! -You!
-You! -You! What are you wearing? We took part in a fancy
dress competition. So we had to wear this.
Otherwise we are very.. -Cool! Julie, I feel something is fishy. Maybe they both
stole our things. Hold it! Robbery was committed
at your place too? What do you mean? It means we all are sailing
the same boat. -What? Our things too have been stolen. That’s why we had to wear
Burkha. Yes! You are lying! Hey! We don’t lie! Look, we are paupers.
You both too are paupers. So what are you waiting for?
Let’s shake hands! Hello! Beggars are given alms! You don’t shake hands with them!
Got it? Come on, Julie! Madam, so what
if we are paupers! You both too are paupers.
-So what? We are girls. So in spite of being paupers.. ..our standard is higher
than yours. And by the way.. ..you don’t install electricity
pole in Taj Mahal. It shines on its own.
Now leave us alone. Stupid! Papa was right. We should get married.
-Anyway, Julie. Why should we care? -It doesn’t
make much of a difference. He will come by 3 o’clock. Sir! What girls!
-Hot! Quickly go!
You’ll have great fun! Go! Go! Go and have fun!
-These guys.. What is it?
-Get lost! Why have you blocked our way? If such beautiful girls
venture out alone.. ..then what can we do?
-It’s our right to stop their way! Hey! Leave!
-Leave! Help! Help!
-Leave! Look! Some goons are misbehaving
with Mili and Julie! -Yes buddy! Come, we should help them.
-Are you mad? If we helped those goons.. ..then what will Mili and Julie
think about us? No! I am saying let’s help
Mili and Julie! Come on! Help!
-Help! Who is it? Hey, you! Why were
you misbehaving with them? Then with whom should we
misbehave! -You are too old. Sister!
-Yes! Wrong answer! Who are they? Johnny! Ronnie! Aslam!
Mohim! Come quickly! Yes! Who beat you?
-These aunties! Aunty!
-Why are you joking? These aunts!
-Fight! Then you’ll come to know! They thrash badly!
-Is that so? Yes! Fools!
You’ll misbehave with girls! She seems to be
Bruce Lee’s sister! And the other one seems to be
Jackie Chan’s younger sister. You! I am dead! I am dead! You are dead now! Hey Topi, come here! What did you learn from all this? If we misbehave with some girl
and if you come there.. Then not to insult you. We should leave them
and nab you! Idiot!
-You didn’t learn anything! I am dead! Don’t come back! Okay! You are fine!
Nothing to worry! Say thank you! Thank you!
-Mention not! By the way who are you? Two girls who have no shelter. We are two sweet
wretched girls. No shelter! Babes!
-Sister! You both come with us!
-Sister! Babes, they don’t have
any shelter! Two little girls! Come! Come! Where are they going with
Mili and Julie? -Yes! And that too in a car! So sad! Nowadays
humans are so cruel! He sold his nieces! Give us the address
of your uncle. Krishna had killed Kans. Right?
-Right, sister! We will kill this Kans! Such good girls. It’s okay, dear. Don’t worry. Consider my house
as your own house. And help me in my work. Work?
-Yes. Ms. Ghosh has a new
marriage everyday! She conducts it!
She is a wedding planning! Wedding planning! Correct!
-If you stayed with her.. ..you’ll get a chance to see a
new wedding everyday. Enjoy! “I dream of ray. Ray.” Hello! What! Hurry up! I think the old man is dead.
We have been exposed. All the wealth.. What happened? Sir, see it for your self.
-Oh! She means to say
he is dead! Come! What happened? -What happened
to him? What happened? What happened?
-What happened to grandfather? He is no more.. Grandpa!
-Grandpa! You both have come!
I was waiting for you! This is not fair!
This is not fair! You didn’t hear what
I was going to say! I was saying he is no more
healthy and young. Oh!
-He is quite old and sick! Doctor, you said there
are holes in his heart. Doctor,
change your stethoscope. It’s quite old. I say change the doctor.
-Okay! Papa! -Papa!
-Papa, what happened! Papa, what happened!
-Papa, are you fine? How will I be fine in this age? Its time for me to leave. My last wish is that
you both get married. Papa, in our country
it’s illegal for two.. ..women to marry each other! And we both are sisters!
-Not with each other. Marry a nice guy..
I mean a nice man. Papa! Papa is right! When did he become
your papa? Papa, choose some other
topic besides this one. How long will Hasmukh and
Dilkhush look after my property? My last wish is that
you both get married. So that your grooms look
after the property. Stop it! Always marriage!
Marriage! Marriage! Marriage! We don’t want to marry! Listen! Listen! Papa! Papa! Papa!
-If you said papa once more.. I’ll say father-in-law.
-Take care. Attorney! Yes.
-I want to make my will. As you say, sir. I will shoot. If I see them.. I will kill them! I don’t understand what to do. My young daughters have
run away from home. God knows how they must be.
-How will they be? You don’t know this
generation’s children. If you leave them
at the graveyard at night.. ..then in the morning you’ll find
them dancing with the corpses! They ran away with lakhs! They must be having fun!
Scoundrels! Here! Eat! I am earning for you only. Eat it. Oh dear.
-What is this life! Dog is eating biscuit.
And we are starving. You want food?
-Yes. Do one thing. Snatch the
biscuit from the dog. He will bite me.
-He won’t! Say that I will return
it with cream. What does the dog know
what cream is! He will bite me!
-He won’t! Go! Mili and Julie! From where did they come?
-Let’s hide! What are you doing? You can give biscuit to the dog.
But not to us. For God sake, give us alms.
-What are you doing? Madam, give me some money! What are you doing?
-Give me! Give me! Give me! This is my area. Here I beg.
You people won’t beg. Okay! Come on! Chill! Chill! Beggar!
-Get lost! Pappu, our days are so bad!
Now we have to beg! If Mili and Julie saw
us in this state.. ..then what will they think? I am hungry!
-Look! “Vanishing act! Act! Act! Act!” What a fat purse she is carrying! She must be carrying loads
of money! Do one thing. Snatch it. She is a woman.
She won’t bite too. You’ll make your brother steal? You’ll make your brother starve! You have made me sentimental!
-Done? Go and snatch it! Not now!
I will count till three! When I say three..
go and snatch it. You will make me proud,
won’t you? -Yes. You want to eat Biryani
(Flavoured Rice)? -Yes! -Yes! Ready! 1! 2! 3! Go! Go! Go! 1! 2! 3! Hey! Hey! Listen! You are 10 steps away
from prison. Once I put you behind bars,
then every time.. ..I will charge you
with a new crime. Sir, I am innocent.
I didn’t do anything, sir. There is law for those
who do something. And those who don’t do anything..
I am there for them. But sir.. Saw these fingers?
-Yes. One is for 5000.
And the other is 10000. Let’s see which finger
you are destined for. Hold one! You didn’t hold the
finger for 5000! You held the finger for 10000! I think your luck is really bad. Come on!
Give me 10000 rupees! I don’t have 10000, sir! You don’t have it?
Give it to me! Now go! Leave! Greetings! Greetings! Greetings! Sir!
-Jadhav! What’s going on?
-Everything all right, sir! Who are these two boys? Sir, they both ran away
with a woman’s purse! Did you show them your fist?
-Yes, sir. But they showed their fist.
They are paupers. Shinde! Bring them out! Kids, what’s your problem? Sir, for the first time in our lives
we’ve committed a mistake. First time?
-Yes, sir. First time. I see!
-Forgive us, sir! Sir, we promise that we will
not repeat this mistake. Sir, forgive us! Forgive us! We won’t repeat this mistake!
-Stop this drama! This is your first mistake.
So I forgive you. -Okay. Next time if I catch you..
then I won’t spare you. Sir, there won’t be any need.
-Leave! Thank you, sir.
-Go! Papa! Please.. please don’t cry.
-Papa! We can understand your sorrow.
Please don’t cry. Don’t think that you are alone. We will be with you all our lives. I regret.. ..that his last wish was
not fulfilled. -Correct! Babes!
-Sister! Now we are two.
Earlier we were three. Mr. Chandani had drafted
his will before dying. I am going to read it out now. I, Parwan Chandani,
in my full sense.. ..without any force,
am preparing my will. My two daughters
Kokila and Koena.. ..will get all my wealth,
property, estate. But to have this property.. ..they will have to fulfill
a condition. Before their 45th birthday
Kokila and Koena.. ..will have to fulfill my last wish. They both were born
in the evening at 6 05. Before this stipulated time
they will have to get married. Only then will they
get this wealth. Otherwise all the property,
estate.. ..wealth will go to the trust. Now you both have to decide. Kids, you want to be
wives or beggars. This is not possible!
-Papa can’t do this with us! Papa has deceived us!
-I hate him! Babes!
-What? Our birthday is tomorrow. 15th November is tomorrow. No, no, no! Never!
We won’t marry! No way!
-Excuse me! Now you’ll have to convert this
birthday into your marriage day. Because you guys have
only 24 hours. If you didn’t get married
before the stipulated time.. ..then you both will have
a bowl in your hand. ‘Give! In the name of God,
give me money! ‘ ‘Give!
-Give! Somebody give me! ‘ Today we robbed
the policeman. Now we have become robbers. Forget that.
Tell me. How much money do we have
after buying clothes? 2500.
-2500! It’s enough for our entire life.
Mili! Julie! Girls! Here! Here! Mili! Julie! Hi!
-What happened? Sit. Yes! Sit! Look, we know that you both
are really angry with us. But why don’t we forget
the past and begin anew? Let’s be friends. Yes! And let’s have a cold drink!
Only one! Only! -Cold drink!
-Yes! Why cold drink? Let’s have
lunch. -Yes! -Of course. Waiter! Why? -Not me!
-Yes, madam! Bring all the special dishes
in your menu. Bring double of it.
Bring the entire kitchen here. Will you eat so much? Why? I too will eat. Listen, get all the desserts too.
Okay. Now go. Perfect! Hurry up! Thank you! Everyday we come here
for lunch and dinner. You can join us
whenever you want. Yes! Day after tomorrow
is our birthday! -Right! You people can join us
if you want! -Wow! Yes! Don’t forget the gift! Okay!
-No way! -Yes! -No way! So what birthday gift will
you bring for us? Whatever you want!
A big birthday gift! No, no, no! You shouldn’t ask. We will give a nice surprise. Hey! Not nice! It has to be
costly and expensive! Okay!
-Don’t forget! Okay! Food is here! Yeah! ‘If you didn’t get married before
the stipulated time.. ..then you both will have
a bowl in your hand.’ Sister!
-Babes! Only 18 hours are left!
-I know! Just 18 hours! How sick. -If we didn’t get
married before that then.. Then! No, no! We will come
on the streets, Babes! We will have to get married! But sister, where will
we find such grooms.. ..who will do our bidding
and who won’t touch us! What a horrible thought! We will have to get married!
But in so less time, impossible! It’s possible. Everything
is possible in the world. Pappu, we have
promised the girls.. ..that we will give them
a nice birthday gift. We will celebrate their
birthday with them. From where will we get
so much money? At least 30-40 lakhs cash
will be at home. And 30-40 kg gold too! 30-40 kg!
-Yes! But will we be able to
carry all the jewelry? You ask so many questions!
-We will carry it! Who is at home?
-You! Nobody! No cat! No rat! No dog! No Boogie Woogie. Just two old, helpless,
weak ladies. What about the security? You are answering and asking
the questions too. Nobody! No security! No policeman! I have even heard that.. ..the key to the safe always
hangs outside the safe. Listen!
-Yes! We both will quietly enter
the house. -Yes! We will rob!
-Yes! And then straight to Dubai! In Dubai we will have a blast! Now which birthday gift
will we buy for the girls? Taj Mahal! “Vanishing act!” “Act! Act! Act!” Slowly!
-Yes! Come here! I can’t see anything. What? I can’t see anything.
-Okay! -Yes! I have an idea!
-Come here! Quickly! Where are you going?
-Come! What are you doing?
-See my idea! Look!
-“Vanishing act! Act! Act! Act!” It’s so big!
-The bungalow! Munnu, such a big missile! Pappu! Two dangerous women! Jackie Chan and
Bruce Lee’s sisters! Sorry!
-Sorry! -You! How do I forgive you?
-Sorry! How do we. Kids! Recognized me?
-No! No? I recognized you! 10,000!
Remembered something? No! You robbed the inspector! Every time I’ll charge you
with a new crime. Madam, you both get down! You go and relax!
-Please! Everything is under control!
That I am here now! Sir, we are innocent.
We didn’t do anything. Sir, we came here by mistake.
Sir, mistake! You can’t enter two beautiful
girls’ house by mistake. -Sir! You go there with the intention
of theft. -No, sir. Then seeing them alone,
what all things you do! Madam!
-Rape! Under section 376.. ..attempt to rape!
-Yadhav! Yes, sir!
-Write it! Attempt to rape!
-Sir! Sir, we didn’t intent to do this!
-Rape them? Sir, nobody can rape them!
-Yes. If you want, you can try. Look! It’s impossible!
-Shut up! After raping you.. ..what can these loafers do to
keep your mouth shut, madam? Murder!
-Murder! Yadhav! Under section 307..
-Yes, sir! ..attempt to murder.
-No, sir! Aunt, say something.
-Aunt.. ..tell sir that we didn’t do
any such thing. Yes! -Aunt!
-Please! So kids.. ..nowadays for raping
16-17 years old girls.. ..you get death penalty.
-Death penalty! And you raped a 50 years old..
-Excuse me! Not 50! 45!
– 45! 45!
-Sir, we are innocent! The older the women, the
more severe the punishment. By then Mili and
Julie will grow old. We too won’t remain young.
-Yes, sir! -Take them! No, sir!
-Come on! No, sir! -You can have your
20000 instead of 10000! But don’t file a case! Listen, sir! -Even if you give me
50000 still I won’t take it! A few hours.. ..you’ve just a few hours more. Now you don’t have any other
option but to get married. You’ve a big problem, madam. But shall I tell you something? At times the solution
is in front of you. But you can’t see it. You are right. What did you say?
-Solution of the problem. At times the solution of the
problem is in front of you. Our problem’s solution
is in front of our eyes! Yes!
-Shake hands! Shall we make the wedding
arrangements? -Yes! Hurry up! Get up! Get up! Go!
-Yes! Hurry up! Thank you.
-Have to become a groom. Sister! Are you mad? We will marry them!
These two fools! Are you out of your mind?
-Are you out of your mind, Babes? Not those two fools.
These two fools. These two! These two fools
who are now under our control. Who will accept our conditions
besides them? You think so?
-I know. One for you! One for me! One for you! One for me!
-One for you! How can we get married?
-And that too with you! Aunt, you don’t know. In India
child marriage is a crime. You both will be behind
bars! Yes! Whether they are
behind bars or not.. ..but you will surely rot inside. I will file such charges that.. ..you will be in prison
for a long time. And you will be hanged
many times too. Oh no!
-Think about it! The decision lies in your hand! Do you want to live or die?
Decide! We will count till 5. 1!
-We won’t marry! Yes! 2! -We will die!
But we won’t get married! Yes! 3! We don’t have any other option! 4! -We will think of an idea
once we are released! For now we will say yes!
-5! We are ready! Why are you crying?
You should be happy. Now you are free. And.. ..you can enjoy too. Sir, these are tears of joy.
-Is that so? We have received such big joys.
-Yes. Uncle! -Yes!
-Can we leave now? No, no! This guest will take
you both to your bride! No! We will manage! We know the way!
Uncle, please! Remember! This is one way! If you took a u-turn then
I will not spare you! Understand? Shall we go? Here! “Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!” “God likes sacrifice.” “Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!” “God likes sacrifice.” Don’t they both look different? You find them different.
I find them very different. So.. don’t they look good? Now quickly start liking them.
Otherwise.. No, no, uncle!
They are really nice! -Yes! One looks like beloved. And the other looks like God’s
divine play. -Yes! Exactly! We are going to be
in trouble now. We are in a mess.
-Problem and trouble too. Here, madam. Your groom. Sir, files. Yes! These files have the agreements. And these files have the
complaints against them. And this..
-Yes! Thank you! Another thing, madam. If they both misbehaved with you,
then just make a call. Okay. -I will teach them
a lesson. Right? Don’t worry, inspector. If they both are smart then
we are very smart. Let’s go. Excuse me, sir.
-Yes. I don’t understand one thing.
-What? They have been released.
The aunties got their grooms. But what did you get?
-Me? Wait! Wait! Wait! How do I look? Today it must be half moon.
-What do you mean? I have the other half. Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!
How do I look? You! If you had been a girl.. ..then tonight you would
have been in my bedroom. You look so pretty! O my God! He is like that too!
-No! I am like this only! Don’t think about me!
Think about the girls! Think.. how they must be
looking all decked up. Today our desires
will be fulfilled. We will have fun.
And the music will play. What happened, uncle?
You can’t play it? Already you are down.
-Madam, I don’t like jokes! I play the clarion in such a way.. ..that from Kashmir you can
hear it to Kanyakumari. Yes. We can’t hear it at all. Quickly mend it. A mouse is stuck inside. So take it out. If our mother had
been alive then.. She would have been younger
than our future wives! Do you remember, Pappu? Once an astrologer told us that.. ..we will grow up to
be successful men. He meant to say that
we will marry old women. Pappu! I still say!
Let’s go back to papa! Are you mad? These two aunts are still
in working condition. In anger papa will get us
married to some obsolete piece. No! No! No! Get ready to be hanged
on the noose, my brother. But you are made to wear
a black cloth.. ..on the noose, brother, right? Consider this as a black cloth. Come on! Give it to me! Pappu!
-Don’t cry! Come on! Don’t know what will happen.
-I am really scared. Mili! Julie! Here are your flowers! Run! Run!
-Where did you both go? Aunt, its marriage season.
We couldn’t find flowers. And we got these too with
great difficulty! -Yes! Greetings! Is the marriage
taking place here? -Yes. I have come to the right place.
-Priest, you are so late. Come on. Make arrangement
of the wedding. From where has the priest come?
-He too had to come now. There will be a problem. I think I’ve seen
them somewhere. Come, sir. Most welcome. You look so handsome. She said it to me.
-You both. Come, sir.
-Come on. You are most welcome.
-Thank you. Sit. I will just come. Sit!
-Hello! Today you look so handsome! And your brides are looking
prettier than you! -I see! Greetings! Greetings!
-Come on! I am the priest. You! What are you doing here? It’s my uncle’s marriage. Why have you dressed up like a groom?
-Uncle made me wear it. He said, you are going
to attend a wedding. It will be very crowded there. If you wore a dress
similar to mine.. ..then you won’t get lost. You know uncle! Stupid man! I will just come! Sorry, sir! Sorry! Good evening, sir.
You are most welcome. You?
-I am Rupali Ghosh! I have arranged the decoration. Very good!
You arrange marriages? -Yes. Are you married?
-No. You will get married soon. You! -You!
-What are you doing here? It’s my aunt’s marriage. Aunt? But Pappu was saying
that it’s your uncle’s wedding. Is that so? This is what he said? It’s his childhood habit.
To crack dirty jokes. He always call aunt as uncle.. I will just go scold him! Stay here, okay! What a strange boy..
-What is this? I have seen them somewhere too.
-Priest! If the priest finds out that.. ..we are here it will create
a lot of problems for us. Come on! Come on!
-Yes! Hi. -How are you?
-How are you? Good! How are you?
-I am fine! Sit here.
-Thank you! Thank you! Get up! Get up!
-I am sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry! You both are looking
so nice as grooms. Why do you keep running
around here and there? The priest!
-Let’s hide. What are you doing?
-Nothing sir.. ..we were saying something
secretly to each other. In private. Okay! Don’t you feel ashamed? You are trying to commit theft
in your own marriage. Sir, why do you always
accuse us of stealing. We have come here to get married.
-And not steal. Yes!
-Where were you? Just a minute! And you are?
-We! We are their friends, why? Their! Friends!
-Yes! Okay! How nice! You are so fortunate
and lucky too. Wow! The auspicious time for the
marriage is passing by.. ..call the grooms! You two.. Go ahead, grooms! Greetings.
-Give me too. Hurry up!
-Babes. -Sister! What have we both become? Women, sister! But what other choice
did we have? We are looking like
cartoons, sister! What are you both doing here? We are the grooms! That’s why we are sitting
in the groom’s place. Are you both mad? We will marry you. Who told you that
you’ll be our groom? Idiots! You said, prepare for the
marriage! That’s what we did! We said,
prepare for our marriage. Not your marriage. Get up from here,
or else I will kill you. No, no, please don’t do that. Get lost! You are going to be the mother
of my children! Get out! If they are not the grooms,
then where are the grooms? Pappu. If we don’t get married..
-Yes. ..then the inspector will charge
us with many cases. And if we get married,
then we will lose our love. What to do? What to do? What to do?
-Idea! Uncle is calling you inside?
-Which uncle, show me? Him!
-Come on! Inside here. -He is inside.
-Yes! Sit here! Play loudly! Play loudly!
-Yes! Play loudly! Exactly,
where are the grooms babes? Here are the grooms. Thank God! -Sir, please!
-Go, get married! Go! That’s terrible! Come here. Come here! Come here! Come here! -But, I’ve seen
them somewhere! All grooms look alike, come on! Priest, are the 7 nuptial
rounds complete? 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5 yes,
they are complete! It’s done! It’s done! Where are you going?
-Where? “Someone broke my heart!” “Pushed me
towards destruction!” What are you doing? I am swimming in the
swimming pool! Can’t you see? I am setting my desires ablaze. Insane,
these are rented clothes. If you set them ablaze
then you won’t get.. ..another one for dressing
up as a groom? Seems like you have lost
your mind due to the shock. I set out to get married once.. ..and I was made a mockery!
Very good. This time if I set out to get
married again.. People will say that
I’ve gone insane. We have been a fool, Hasmukh! Meaning? I mean, we have been fooled. Meaning?
-Its clear. Why would such young and.. ..handsome boys marry those
old women! -Meaning? How can you fix new tyres
to an old car? Meaning? I mean, this marriage is
a fake one. Understood! Meaning? It is a charade to fulfill
the conditions of that will! Understood! If this is a charade.. ..then we will expose
this charade today. The marriage can be fake.. ..but not the nuptial night. Babes, I know, I know. We can fake the marriage
but not the nuptial night! I know it. Sister, what if they try to do
something with us tonight? What are we going to do?
-No chance babes. Only we’ll do whatever needs
to be done tonight they won’t. I have planned everything out! As soon as they enter the room.. ..one on the right cheek,
one on the left.. ..and another on the forehead! After marriage, we have to kiss
them on the forehead too. Duffer! Am I talking
about kisses? I am talking about karate chops. Oh, thank God! I was like.. But sister, there is another
problem! -What? Hasmukh and Dilkhush already
suspect our marriage. Tonight, they will keep
a close watch on us. On all four of us. Tonight, we cannot beat our
useless husbands, no way! That’s right too. Babes.. ..is this night.. ..going be the night
we get tarnished. Oh no!
-Oh no! Sister.
-Babes. I have an idea! You!
-Yeah! We will fire at the target,
it will die.. ..and no one will
even know about it. Babes.
-Sister! Pappu, so many alcohol bottles! Do these women drink too? I think these bottles are for us! You know, before sacrificing
the goat, he is thoroughly fed. But we are not goats,
we are humans. In any case, milk is given
to drink on the nuptial night! Isn’t it? -You know,
they will make us drunk. And God knows what they
will do with us after that. No, no! No matter what happens,
but don’t drink the alcohol. Don’t drink it!
-Come on! Come on!
-Come on! Sit down! We only drink milk! Milk!
-Now drink this! Come on drink it! Quietly! Drink all of it. A bit more. A bit more. Nice! Have a nice baby! “Let me keep you awake
the entire night!” “Let me make you lose
your senses by morning.” “Let me keep you awake
the entire night!” “Let me make you lose
your senses by morning.” “There is fun in being robbed!” “This punishment is so sweet.” “We are floored!
We are floored!” “What to do? What to do?” “We are floored!
We are floored!” “What to do? What to do?” “Meet me openly, lovingly.” “This is tender time.” “Don’t think, don’t stop.” “Let’s love each other madly.” “Stay back and
say what you want.” “What is the hurry about?” “There are many
night remaining.” “This is just the first night.” “How can we wait,
we are intoxicated!” “You are 22,
and have a nice figure.” “We are floored!
We are floored!” “What to do? What to do?” “There restlessness
in the heart!” “The heartbeat is fervor too.” “Tonight is the most
special night.” “Don’t be so stubborn,
let us take some risk.” “Let our love gradually grow!” “Love is an immediate process!”
-Hey move. “God knows, when we might
some obstruction!” “We are floored!
We are floored!” Leave me! Go away! “What to do? What to do?” I am floored! “We are floored!
We are floored!” “What to do? What to do?” “Do you want to take
the life of the kid?!” Their death like this,
after the nuptial night. I didn’t understand anything. Yes sir. -There is surely
something wrong! God, what has happened? Why and how did this happen? We haven’t even
married for 24 hours! And they died! Everyone look.. she is dead. She is dead,
but she looks like an angel. I have become a widow! I have become a widow
at such a young age! Women are called widow! A man is called a widower! You have become a widower!
A widower! I have become a widower!
I have become a widower! We have become widowers! Get up!
-Don’t shake them too much.. ..or else, they will really get up! Hey, pick them up! Let us go! Let us burn with the bodies
of our wives! No!
-Here! I’ll not let you burn her. No! Pappu! -I feel that
I’ve seen you somewhere. Have you come to perform
the last rites or to investigate? How could he have seen us? On one hand he’s burning our
wives and says he has seen us. You said that the marriage
is a fake one. It’s a charade. They loved them so much! What happened to him?
-They are crying so fiercely. Babes!
-Sister! Did anything happen last night? I checked sister,
everything is fine! What do you mean,
you checked? I checked he was unconscious. Mine was unconscious too. My idea was a hit, isn’t it sister? But babes, we will have to be
careful they are very clever! How sister? What is the biggest
thing in the world? Fear! That means, we should
scare them so much.. ..that they always fear us!
-Precisely. And we don’t have to spend
our entire life with them. Once we get the
property papers.. ..then they both can just forget
about the both of us. Munnu! Did something
happen with you? I don’t know?
-What do you mean, you don’t know? There are lipstick marks
on the entire face. She wouldn’t have painted
it the whole night. Pappu, my brother. There are lipstick marks
on your face too. I know, but this cannot be true! Our first time cannot be
with such old woman! No, no, no!
You are talking nonsense! No, not with them! Control! Pappu.
-Yes! I am feeling very hungry. Will they give us something
to eat or will they starve us. People keep pet dogs
in the house.. ..and give them biscuits too. They have kept husbands,
you and me. We will surely get something to eat!
-Sure? Come on, let us see.
-Come on! They.. -And we should
always scare them! Good morning!
-Good morning. Stand up! Stand up! Last night you both were
acting very smart. And, if you try to come
any closer to us.. ..then, you will find yourselves
very close to God! Don’t worry, from now
we won’t consider you humans.. ..but an itching tree. We will stay away from you! Talk respectfully! Don’t you see what they are
holding in their hands? -Knife! Bread! We haven’t eaten anything
since last night? Can we eat something? Good morning madam! Sit!
-Sit! Darling, how much
butter do you want? Jam for you! Good morning! -Good morning
Hasmukh and Dilkhush.. Who did this to you both? Last night, the window.. Actually, we met with an accident
he is a very bad driver. Please sign on this paper,
madam. Darling, some..
-No, no please come tomorrow. Madam, it will only
take 2 minutes! It is the question
of labors payments! Their family are starving..
-Babes. Yes sister!
-Take this. Darling, quickly go
and get ready. We have to go for shopping. Sweetheart! Sweetheart! You didn’t tell me where we
should go for honeymoon. Jam! Jam! -Jam! Jam!
-I feel, we should go to a.. ..really romantic place, isn’t it?
-Dessert! Your work is done, isn’t it? Yes!
-Then leave. Would you like some ketchup, darling.
-Thank you.. Sorry!
-Hasmukh! Sorry! He drank your milk. You have disturbed our privacy. Darling.. put it all back here,
all back here. All back here. This is nice. Come on boys! What else are they
going to buy? Only that salesman is left.. ..and they are going to buy
him over and give it to us. It is such a nice mall, isn’t it?
-Yes! Look there.
-What are they doing here? Hi! -Hi!
-Hi aunt! How is your married life going?
-Fine.. ..it is going absolutely fine. That’s jolly good. How are your husbands,
where are they? Here..
-They are.. They must be around here!
-Anyway, see you. Nice meeting you!
-Bye aunt! We barely managed to escape. Yes, we really barely survived! If we would have been caught.. ..all four of them would
have skinned us alive! Pappu, Munnu! What are you both doing here? Water.. water..
we had come to get water. The mineral water bottle
was in the car. -Car! Whose car, and
where did it come from? Not ours.. aunt’s!
-Yes! Aunts! -Again you didn’t tell
them the entire thing. The same aunt
that married uncle. He got it as dowry. Dowry of India you see.
-Anyway, leave it. Seems like you both have
done a lot of shopping! What did you buy?
-Some clothes for ourselves and.. Show me!
-No! No! Show me!
-No! No! All this! What are you doing
with girl stuff? That.. that.. I think, they have bought
it for a special girl, isn’t it? Julie, what do you think?
-Who could it be? God knows what they are up to! What do we care?
-What do you think? Can we think about other girls? Munnu, tell them! Yes, we both bought these
stuffs for you so lovingly. And both of you doubt us? You don’t believe us, isn’t it?
See, this. See, this. This, we have bought
this so lovingly. And if you still don’t believe us,
then see this. I didn’t buy this, Pappu has
bought this for himself. This is Pappu’s!
-This is not mine! This must have
come mistakenly. Where have they
parked the car? Why are you standing here?
Let’s sit in the car.. ..and go for a drive!
-Why? Will you treat us to ice-cream?
-Yes, we will. Come on, come on!
-Come on, now! Come Pappu.
-Come on Munnu, drive the car. Hey, you! Hey, stop! Bloody fools! Butterscotch will be very
expensive let’s buy vanilla.. ..that will be cheap! -Wow! Ram and Lakhan, both together! Inspector sir, you. Have you
come to have ice-cream? -No! I have come to buy parrots. And I bumped into
crows on the way. By the way.. ..you are accompanied by
such really beautiful girls! Does sister-in-law know?
-Who sister-in-law? Both of you are my
elder brother. Your wives,
will be my sister’s-in-law! Isn’t it? You call us elder brothers
and also catch our collars. You blabber a lot. Come on, catch it!
-What? Finger! One is for 50,
and the other for a lakh! 50! 50! Catch it! -50! 50-50! One lakh rupees! One lakh! Are crows so expensive?
-Quiet! Sir, what is the one lakh for? Entertainment tax! You will enjoy, and have a ball..
and won’t pay tax. Sir, how will we pay you
1 lakh rupees every year? Not every year! Every week! Sir, a joke is funny only until
it’s within a limit. And once we start crying,
then no one can shut us up! No, I don’t joke. How much longer will you take? Hi girls!
-Hi! You both are their friends?
-Yes. Tell me, does sister-in-law know! Sister-in-law!
-Yes, my sister-in-law! He means to say,
our sister-in-law! The wife of our elder brother!
-Yes! Elder brother!
Where did he come from? You never even told us
about him! He too just found
out about it! Isn’t it? He means to say,
we just discussed about it. Both of them are very intelligent. They are one in a million! Just see, million! Million! No sir, you are just praising
us too much! We are one in a hundred! Hundred! Hundred!
-Hundred! No, no, no you are no less
than a million. Excuse me! Hello. -Hello inspector,
this is Kokila speaking? Sister-in-law! Those two boys.. Our husbands have
fled away with our car. What?! Your husbands have fled
away with your car. Are you deaf, yes! Don’t worry madam,
everything is under control. Once I get hold of them.. ..then I’ll charge them
with multiple cases. Firstly, for stealing the car. Secondly, for sitting a stolen
car and plotting loots! No, you don’t worry! Just leave it to me. Okay, thank you inspector! So strange, the husbands fled
with the car of their own wives? Just see.
-They must be very cheap husbands. Isn’t it Munnu?
-Yes, absolutely. Rascal, scoundrel husbands. Inspector sir, it’s good that
we both are not like that, isn’t it? Good boys. There is no one as
respectable like you. And you aren’t that
type of husbands! Quickly finish the ice-cream
and go home soon! Remember. You bother are one in a million!
-Sir. Lakh-lakh! Ma’am.
-Bye! We are dead!
-Stop it. Hi sweetheart!
-You have returned. Where were..
-The both of you. We had gone to fill air
in the car tyres. Did you get it filled?
-Yes! Shall I take it out?
Where are our clothes? You are wearing it?
-I mean our shopping bags. Tell them! Today, a terrible thing
happened with us! When we were returning home.. ..there were many beggar
girls standing on the road. And there was a poor black one! The poor thing! Barefooted,
under the scorching sun. Come to the point! You can buy many more sandals.
-What? We prayed to the Lord. That, whatever good deeds
we’ve done today.. ..you both should get
rewarded for it. We don’t want anything! Because we knew,
that the both of you.. ..will certainly reward
us handsomely for it! Yeah!
-Of course.. ..why not. You both had
earned a lot of merits! And you should be rewarded
for it. -A lot of fruit ice-cream! Come on! We will get what we want, isn’t it? Come on, in!
-Oh, good! Now you can enjoy this.
-And more! Aunt, aunt! Please forgive us aunt! We will never touch any
of your belonging ever. Which belonging are you talking about?
-When did that happen? Quiet, you want to get us
beaten up? Aunt! Aunt! Forgive us.
-Aunt, forgive us. Heave ho! Heave ho! Heave ho! Heave.. up, up, up,
up ho! Heave.. Use strength! Sorry! Sorry aunt! Sorry! Here! Here! Here!
-Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Pappu, what’s going on with us? I don’t understand, why did
these old women marry us? Yes! But their cruelty is increasing
day by day. Look, what they have
done to us. Don’t worry! Now we will teach
them a lesson. How!
-I have an idea! Where are you hiding, cowards?
Come here! How to murder your wife,
without a knife. How will our wives
escape us now? We are dead?
-Why? Mili, Julie! What are you doing here? I had come to buy the Rapidex
English Speaking course! Pappu’s English has become
weak! Very weak! Mine, what are you saying? What’s that in your hands?
-Fingers! In the other?
-How stupid? If there are fingers
in the first hand.. ..then there will be fingers
in the other hand too. There won’t be
mangoes dangling. Come on, shot it!
-No! Come on, show it, show it!
-No, no! How to murder your wife! These sales girls, we asked for.. ..how to love your wife
and they gave us this. Really! -Okay!
You both are still not married.. ..then why are you searching
for a book to love your wife? Seems like you are
already practicing. Anyway, those girls
will be very fortunate.. ..whose husbands want to read
such books before marriage. Won’t you introduce them to us?
-Why not? We will surely introduce you to them!
-Meet yourselves! Call Hasmukh tomorrow,
we have to check the accounts. I already told him. What are you doing? Preparing to kill the aunts! Murder. You idiot! A good murder never leaves
any a clue behind. Look! Do you know what this is? Chloroform. How do you know?
-It’s written on it. You know, a man can fall
unconscious if he sniffs it. But they are women! -These
women will fall unconscious too! You can try it if you want!
-Yes? -Yes? Nothing happened, it’s useless. What are you saying? Is it a fake one? Who switched off the lights? It’s so dark! “I am still young!” It is so hot, isn’t it babes. Sister, apply this cooling oil! Which chloroform did
you make me sniff! My head is still spinning.
-Yes! And look, both the old woman
are lying there comfortably! And we have to do this work! I feel like twisting their neck! Hey, look! She is dead. She doesn’t even die? The both of them drink
a lot of juices. Drink it quickly!
Pour it and drink it quickly! Let them have their
breakfast at least! If they die on an empty stomach.. ..then they will curse us!
-Yeah! Good morning, ma’am!
-Oh God! Where did they come from?
-Would you like to have juice? No, we had buttermilk at home!
Thank you! We don’t offer you
everyday, drink it. No, no thank you very much! Okay, the account statements..
-No! No! So what if we had buttermilk.. ..juice will give us more strength! You will die, don’t drink it!
It’s not for you. You didn’t answer the question
I asked you about the accounts! What happened? Sister, they must have had
goat’s milk at home. Not here! Not here!
Go to the bathroom. Come on!
-Come on! There is no need to worry,
they have slight food poisoning. Food.. But they
didn’t eat anything. They just had juice. I mean, it is a case of juice poisoning.
-Sister! Actually, sometimes the bad
blood of a human comes in use! Bad blood!
-Bad Blood! Be thankful that you had bad
blood that’s why you survived. Sister! -Not on the sofa!
Not on the sofa! There is no need to worry! Brother,
what are you searching for? Snake! Is there a snake in your sack? No! It’s a buffalo,
I’ve injected it and made it small. Fools, if a snake charmer
won’t have a snake.. ..what else will he have? You’re getting emotional. Control.
-Control! Sorry brother! Do you have a black snake? That can go covertly in darkness,
quietly sting it’s prey.. ..and then comes back quietly. I have all kinds of snakes. Black, blue, poisonous.. ..sharp, glittering. A snake of every color. Do you have an anaconda?
The big one! You fools; That’s what
I am searching for! Where are you?
-Just a minute! Think about it once more.
What if we get caught? Don’t be scared.
Even if the snake is caught.. ..It won’t be able to tell
the police.. ..who had given him
the contract! You know, sometimes
I have a doubt that.. ..are you really my brother,
or were you adopted? Snake! Snake! The snake charmer. Brother, do you have
a two headed snake? That can sting, both of them! Yes I do, one headed. That stings twice. We won’t get assured so easily! We will test it.
-Go ahead, test it. Pappu, do one thing. First get bitten by the snake
on one of your fingers. Go ahead, no worries! Then
give him the second finger too. If the snake stings it twice.. ..then he is right.
Plan is successful. You are planning to get me
bitten by a snake! Sacrifice brother, sacrifice. One of us will have to do it. You want to get rid
of the tension, or not? Are you getting rid
of the tension, or me? Pappu, Munnu! Come, come,
come quickly. -Come on! Brother, Anaconda! Anaconda! What’s this.. -What were you
doing with that snake charmer? We were asking when is Naag
Panchmi (festival of snakes)? Yes, and what are you
doing here? Our house is close by,
come on we will show you! Yeah, come on!
-Alright, alright! -Let’s go! What are you doing?
-This is not our car. Come on! Don’t know whose car it is? There is one good thing
of having all this around. When you both will get married.. ..you will save money
on decoration! Hello! Our future husbands
will have to pay the entire bill. Understood. -We are ready
to pay the money. On just one condition
after the marriage.. ..you both will have to do all
the household chores! If you both are serious then,.. ..we both are serious too. That means, I will be
a groom once again. What do you mean by again?
-He means.. ..he wants to get married for
real and not in his dreams. So, what do you say?
Will you be my bride? Don’t play with that, it’s a bomb
it will explode in your hands! Bomb! I am not going to take
any nonsense! Light it! Kill them!
Kill them my brother! Now these old women
will not survive. Come. Come. Go! Go! Go!
-Who called you here today? Actually madam..
-What are you blabbering? Look there!
-I can’t see them dying! Look! -No!
-They have staged a strike! We wanted the women dead. Where did they come from?
Douse it! Not there, here! It is very important, madam. We will have to check it.
-Listen to me.. ..are these madam’s or what.
-Sit! -No! At least listen me. It will explode! Close your ears. I can smell something burning.
There’s smoke everywhere. Where is it coming from? Dilkhush, you forgot
to wear your pants. It tore! Why is Hasmukh
screaming so much? What’s going on in there?
-Stitching! How did all this happen? How do I tell you? We used to have gas
trouble earlier too. But I don’t know
what happened this time. There was a big explosion. And after that, there was
smoke everywhere. And.. Everything exploded! Everything exploded.. ..and you got admitted
in this ramshackle hospital. Get him admitted in
a better hospital! Sister, let’s just get out of here. Just a minute! What happened?
-Get me half a kilo of ice-cream. You want to eat.
-No apply it. Let’s go! Let’s go! Dilkhush, this is for Hasmukh!
-Thank you. And this is for you! Painful! Painful! Painful! Was that Hasmukh’s stink,
or the gent’s bathroom? -Both! What are you doing?
You want to hurt me. I’ll kill them right here!
-Mili, Julie! Oh my God! How are you?
-I am fine! What are you doing here? We had come to meet
someone here! -Yes! There is a lot of stink in the
hospital. -Yes, there is! Cover! Cover!
-Okay! Pappu! What is this dead body
doing here? -Pappu! Pappu! Pappu! Pappu! Okay! Bye! Bye! Bye!
-It is stinking a lot here! Doctor sir.
-Yes! Where did they take the
man on the stretcher? That corpse! They took the
corpse to the crematorium! Corpse! Crematorium! Pappu! Pappu! Ghost!
-Munnu! Munnu! Pappu!
-Pappu, my brother! Pappu!
-Munnu, my brother! Pappu! Pappu! Are you fine, my brother? I am fine,
but why are you crying? If I would have delayed
even for a second.. ..they would have
burnt you alive. You have died on the pier.. ..and I would have died
seeing that! -Quiet! Quiet! Seeing you cry,
I feel like crying too. Quiet! You might have been
born before me. But I won’t let you die
before me. I won’t!
-Quiet! Even death cannot separate
you from me. And if he does try to do that,
then I will take you along. Yes!
-It’s enough now. We have endured
enough cruelty! Let’s go back to papa. Yes, our lives have become
hell because of these old women! But, what will we tell Mili Julie? Let’s go and tell
Mili Julie everything. Not like this. Let’s do one thing! Our file and marriage agreement
is at the women’s house. I understood. Come on! -Come on, let us get
out of here quickly.. ..if those old women get up
it will be a grave problem. Even dogs are loyal
to their masters. We didn’t take you in our
house, so that you can loot us. Useless boys like you
understand only one thing. You called us dogs
then let’s act as one. You marry your husband,
and not take him in. You accused us of rape. Shall we show you today,
what rape is? Why? Are you already afraid? We can easily do whatever
we want with you today? But we won’t do that! Because we are humans
and not dogs. And we know how
to respect humans. The both of you made mockery
of a pure bond like marriage. For you it was a deal. And today.. ..we are going to liberate
ourselves from this bond! Here is the file! Oh my God, the case files. No robbery, no rape.. ..no murder. Everything has
burned down to ashes now. Take it easy!
-Sister! I like this one also. Hi!
-Hi! Is Mrs. Gosh there?
-No, no, come, come! Come on! Hi.
-Hi, tell me. Actually.. ..we have come to tell you
about a fact about our life. A secret!
-What secret? A secret, which we might
not be able to tell you! Then how will you say it? We won’t say anything.
Whatever needs to be said.. ..it’s written in this file. It’s true that we can’t live
without each other. But before, we take
further steps in life. It is very important for you
to read this file. After reading this file, if you
still want to accept us then.. ..we’ll wait for you at the same
place where we usually meet. But that..
-No ifs and buts now. We just want to say that,
whatever we did it.. ..because we were helpless. Come on Pappu! What’s in this? This is an FIR report lodged
in a police station. Against both of them. Robbery!
-Attempt to murder! Rape! Sister!
-Shut up! We were, isn’t it? We were wrong, isn’t it sister? Keep talking! It wasn’t their fault, sister? You are right babes. No matter under which
condition we got married. Weren’t we too cruel on them? Yeah! I think that’s why they left us! And they taught us,
what love means! Love! What relationships are! Relations! And what is the importance
of those relations! The importance of relations! Yeah, sister!
The importance of relations! You know babes,
papa was right. A man is incomplete
without a woman. You know what? It’s time for, ‘Main Tulsi
Tere Angan Kii’! Sister!
-Babes! Shut up, sister. Papa, you were right
and we were wrong. Today we have realized
what true love is. And today, we are going
to fulfill your last wish. We were very cruel to both
of them, papa. But today, we’ll show our husbands
that we are virtuous women. Isn’t it, sister?
-Yeah! Let’s go for it!
-Okay! Strolling around like this
won’t do you any good! Take a seat!
-Why are you hurting us? You know we cannot sit! We have to do everything standing.
-Yes! Bathing, cleaning, sleeping! Everything, standing up! This is called backfire! Quiet! She is right! The boys had made
a plan of killing them.. ..but it backfired on you. Yes, he is telling the truth! If they would have been
sitting in our place. Then they would
have been dead. And those two boys would have
been sentenced to death! They would have fought! And we would have got
the entire wealth. -Yes! Then why are you both
still discussing! Now, we will do what the
law couldn’t do. -No! Not at all!
-Why? If she dies,
I will remain a bachelor! No, no, no I’ll surely marry her. Don’t talk nonsense. They will surely die!
-Shut up! I will see who kills my wife
as long as I am alive. Hasmukh! You do want wealth,
don’t you? -Yes! And a wife too. I want to sit on the horse.
-He can’t even stand.. ..and wants to sit on the horse.
-Explain him! Quiet! Listen, first I get you
married to her.. ..then will you kill her?
-What do you mean? I mean, first marry
and then kill her! Yes, then I will kill her. Come on,
make the preparations! For the marriage and the bier. Pappu! After reading that file.. ..they will believe us, isn’t it? Of course they will! Everything is clearly
written in that file. Look, it wasn’t our fault
in whatever we did! Inspector sir asked us to do it,
and we had to do it. Shut up! No inspector can ever
ask you do such a thing. Actually, we wanted to do
all this with you. It would have been such fun,
isn’t it? -What? The both of you wanted
to rape us! Rape! You should be ashamed of
accusing us of such a thing! -Yes! Really! What you can do.. ..and what you cannot that’s
clearly written in this file. Open the file, quickly open it.
-I am opening it! Oh God, this is the case file!
-Which file did you burn? Which file did you burn?
You can’t do one thing correctly. Brother..
-You are too much. I told you to look before you burn it!
-It is not my fault. You can’t do one thing correctly. Sorry! Sorry!
-Not to me. Say sorry to them! Sorry!
-Keep your sorry to yourself! Now, never show us
your faces again! Come on, Mili!
-Listen! Please listen! We just made a small mistake.
-Listen! We have made the mistake,
and not you. And today, we have come to
reform our every mistake. Greetings!
-What are you doing? What we should have
done long before! We are touching the feet of our
husband and apologizing! Husband! Both of them
are your husband? -Yeah! Yes, and if everything
is in working order.. ..then in future they will be
the father of our children. Sister. -Oh my God!
-No! No! They are lying! You both had attended
our marriage! Isn’t it babes? You cheaters, you deceived us! You are a very lowly person! Not just us, but you were
cheating them too! Listen to me. -We don’t want
to listen to anything. We have heard enough!
-Julie, this is a lie. When will you stop lying?
-But listen to me.. Shut up!
– Please! Baby doll, what was all this? Being our husband, you were
putting up a charade to love them. This is not a charade,
we really love them. You both have ruined our lives. And today because of you both.. ..we have lost our loves too. You both are forgetting that
you are our husbands! What husband? Remember one thing.. ..relationships are not
made at gun point! You both are our life’s
biggest mistake. That has snatched
everything from us today. Goodbye!
-Sister. It’s good that we were heart
broken before we could share.. ..any bonds with them. Sister, I hate men! No!
-I’ll never get married again. No babes! Come! No more
‘Tulsi Teri Angan Ki’ babes. Munnu, remember papa would
say that, our future is dark! Today, I can really see darkness
all around. -Yes! I feel like jumping off
from a high building! I just want to die!
-Yes, I don’t want to live at all. The joy of hanging from the
noose, will be different. Noose!
-Noose! What did you thing? The government will award
you two passes for.. ..Water Kingdom for
committing a murder. What? Murder? Whose murder? Of your wives. Who else. Sir, sir we didn’t
murder anyone. -Yes! Please believe us.
-Shut up! Come on, both of you!
Come on! Please sir.
-And yes, both of you go.. ..and have a splendid
meal on my account. I’ll pay the bill! -Sir,
we didn’t commit any murder. I swear on my mother, sir!
-Come on! Get in! At the back! Sir, we are innocent.
-Come on, get in. We are innocent, sir!
-Sir, we didn’t do anything! We didn’t murder anyone, sir. I very well know that
you didn’t commit any murder. Then why have
you arrested us, sir? I am an inspector that
catches the murderer.. ..before the murder
is committed! Sir.
-We didn’t understand sir. No!
-No! I will explain you!
-Yes! Lights! Sir, they are alive.
-Alive! First of all , you two jokers.. ..will sign on these
official papers. And after that, we will marry
both of them! -Yes! After that, you both will
murder then.. ..and will be sentenced to death! No sir, no! And after that, we will do.. Sir, no.
-And after that.. ..we will the owners
of wealth worth millions. Pappu, my brother!
Something is wrong. I feel they are planning
a very big conspiracy. We aren’t planning one,
we have already plotted it! Here is the real will! That will was a fake one. And that will was the first
plan of our conspiracy! You lawyer, such black
deeds. Sister! You changed our will! Do one thing please! Set me free,
I will rearrange your face. And it was our plan
to marry them. This was our second plan. And before we could use
our third plan.. ..you both interfered in between! And you knocked us out.
-Okay! And now.. It’s our turn
to knock you out. Sir, sir, please don’t do this!
-Yes! Sir, we are like you children. Sir, please sir.
-Sir, listen to me. Sir, please sir.
-Sir, listen to me. I’m very scared. Just see, there are so many
ferocious men standing here. Look, and think.. Think! If anyone of them puts
their hand into the pocket.. ..and takes the gun out like this,
then what will happen sir? What will happen? Not here! There! There! There! I’ve the gun! I am the Gunman. Munnu my brother! Well done! You are the best brother!
You are the best brother! Now we will set everyone right!
Isn’t it inspector? -Yes! Everyone..
Throw down their weapons. Down! Not you, not you! Hold it! So lawyer, how dare you? Inspector!
-It will fire! It will fire! It will fire! You stupid, idiot! Set us free, we will
set them straight. Open us! Take the key, come on.
-So, you want to get married. Tell me! Take off the
wedding chain! You fool! The key! Oh, so you want to do.. First plan, second plan..
Now I will teach you. Pappu!
-No Munnu, don’t stop me! I am very angry today!
I will kill him! Pappu, bullet. Bullet! Shoot all the
6 bullets in their body. Quiet! Hush! There is no bullet.
-Quiet! No matter.. Oh God, what a fool.
-Come here, come here. You want my wedding chain.
-No. No. You want my wedding chain.
-No sir, no sir! Now tell me. What is your last wish
before dying? Sir, just once.. Just once.. ..I want to thrash.. ..my foolish brother.
-Elder brother, no. Yes, he is a fool. When there were no bullets,
then why did you open your mouth? You did, didn’t you?
Now get thrashed! Go! Go, thrash him!
-Elder brother! Elder brother, no! You fool, there were no bullets.
-No! Why did you say it? Because I cannot lie!
-You cannot lie.. Hey brother! Don’t hit me in front of everyone! Sir, he cannot lie. Brother!
-Why did you say it? Once is fine, but not again!
-Not again! Not again!
-Not again! He took the keys! I will kill you!
-Brother, keys! Give it here! Give it here! Give it to me! Hurry up! Untie us!
-Keys! Don’t open them!
-It’s not opening! Stop them! Don’t open them! No! Yes! 1,2,3, hurry up!
-Take that! Watch out! They are free! Take that!
-You want to hit me! -Yes! Let’s go! Flying queen! There you go! Move it! So, what do you think? Should I pull out your hair?! Hey brother! Someone show me
the way, brother! Hey lawyer, where are you going?
-Leave my way! Move! Move! Don’t touch it! Leave me! Don’t touch it! Don’t touch it!
-Hit him. Hit him Munnu! Don’t spare him! Left, right.. End of the fight. Ma’am, here are the papers. O cool. Just a minute! Just a minute! Where are you two going?
-We don’t know! You got everything back,
property, money. And now we have lost
our love too. Now, what will we do here? Goodbye! Sister! Shall we call papa and
tell him everything? Hello! Stop!
-Hello babies! Oh God!
-Want a lift? Please, we don’t want
anything from you. Please leave us alone.
-Slightly not possible. Now you cannot go anywhere. Do you want to force us? And who will stop us?
-We! You both here.
-Yes. We have found out everything!
-What? And we have also found
out that, you both.. Aren’t married! What are you saying, priest?
-That we counted it wrong.. ..you only took 6 nuptial rounds! I had done all that on Kokila
ma’am instructions. Is he saying the truth? Yes! -But priest, make them
take 7 nuptial rounds! They are already married.
-What? What are you saying?
-Their alliance has already been fixed. They are the two girls,
Mili and Julie.. ..with whom your alliance
has been fixed. And Mili Julie,
these are the two boys.. ..with whom your alliance
has been fixed. Now go, and take blessings
from your fathers. Are you telling the truth?
-Yes. Pappu, prepare for the nuptial night.
-Yeah! “Let me keep you awake
the entire night!” “Let me make you lose
your senses by morning.” “Let me keep you awake
the entire night!” “Let me make you lose
your senses by morning.” “There is fun in being robbed!” “This punishment is so sweet.” “We are floored!
We are floored!” “What to do? What to do?” “We are floored!
We are floored!” “What to do? What to do?”