The Lovebirds (2020) – Official Trailer – Paramount Pictures

The Lovebirds (2020) – Official Trailer – Paramount Pictures

January 25, 2020 28 By Peter Engel


You are unbelievable. I love you. (Screams) Shit! I’m a police officer! He’s a criminal! Move! Move! Move! Justice!! Oh, my God! (Groaning) I don’t think he’s a cop… He’s fucking dead! We know he’s dead, but we didn’t kill him. I’d like to report a murder, or whatever. We didn’t murder anybody! 1, 2, 3, go! What!? Jibran! Okay, the guy’s name is Jibran. Run, Leilani! And the girl’s name is actually Leilani. Shit! She’s running, too, now kinda slow like she’s wearing heels that look, actually, amazing. We have to go to the police because we have nothing to hide. Then why did you run from the scene of the crime? Good question, officer. That’s me covering up my body-cam so I can beat your ass. We’re so fucked! We just need to find the guy the police are looking for. So, you’re suggesting we actually go out there and solve a murder?! It’s locked. Did you think it was one of those ‘men only’ doors? All we need is a name and then we’re in the clear. Hey, man. It’s been a minute. Who the fuck are you- (Screams) Who do you work for, you little bitch? You little bean bag, ball-less, bitch? Yeah! Do you think about your grandma on that furry beanbag, bitch? What?! These people are super dangerous and they’re really powerful Stop! This is some “Handmaid’s Tale” bullshit. We have imposters! Oh no, imposters. That sucks. Everyone, unmask yourselves. Oh, shit. Nobody else took their masks off. Yeah… I’m gonna give you lovebirds a choice. What’s behind this door, or bacon grease to the face. I don’t want grease on my face. Is it gonna shit on me? (Scream) Oh! Take the grease!